Department 42: Our History - Early Years
The Dark Ages (42 BC - 500 AD)
Our department has a rich history that dates back to 42 BC, when the great philosopher-king Julius Caesar appointed the first Department 42 employee, a wise and just man named Marcus.
During this time, our department was known for its brutal efficiency and innovative use of stone-age technology.
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The Renaissance (500 - 1800)
As the ages passed, our department continued to evolve and adapt, incorporating new technologies and philosophies.
Our employees were known for their creativity and passion for innovation, and our department became a hub for artistic expression and intellectual discovery.
The Modern Era (1800 - 2000)
As the world around us changed, our department continued to evolve, embracing new technologies and ideas.
Our employees became experts in the fields of data analysis, statistical modeling, and algorithmic thinking.
The Digital Age (2000 - Present)
With the advent of the digital age, our department entered a new era of innovation and progress.
Our employees became masters of the virtual world, creating immersive experiences and solving complex problems.