At Department 42, we take pride in being the most inefficient and confusing health insurance system in the country.
We have a team of highly trained professionals who specialize in making you wait on the phone for hours to get your questions answered.
Our rates are so high, you'll need a second mortgage to afford them. But hey, at least you'll be covered in case you need to see a specialist... in another state... after a 6-month wait.
Our coverage is so complex, you'll need a Ph.D. in Health Insurance to understand it. But don't worry, we'll send you a 500-page manual to help you decipher the codes and regulations.
And if you're still confused, just call our 24/7 customer service line and listen to the sound of hold music for hours on end.
So, what are you waiting for? Call us now and join the never-ending cycle of bureaucratic red tape and confusion!