Application Process
Step 1: Fill out this form in triplicate.
Step 2: Submit your application, preferably on a Tuesday.
Step 3: Wait 6-8 weeks for our AI-powered application reviewer to respond.
Step 4: Receive a generic rejection letter with a cryptic comment about your "fit" not being "right" for "our team."
Step 5: Appeal, appeal, appeal! (Just kidding, don't bother.)