Appendix 1: Departmental Red Tape Regulations for the Informed Citizen

By Order of the Departmental Bureaucracy, all citizens are required to navigate the following labyrinthine regulations:

1. Section 1.1: Fill out Form 12A in triplicate and submit it to the Departmental Red Tape Coordinator
2. Section 1.2: Obtain a permit from the Departmental Permit Office (DPO) before proceeding
3. Section 1.3: Pay the mandatory fee to the Departmental Treasury

Failure to comply with these regulations will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Revocation of all previously granted privileges
• Assignment to a re-education camp for Bureaucracy Reformation
• Forced viewing of an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations on the history of the Departmental Bureaucracy