Appendix A: The Appendices are Optional, But Not Really

According to Article 3, Subsection 1, Paragraph 2, Section 3, all appendices are optional, except when they're not.

As stated in the Bureaucratic Manual, Volume 4, Chapter 7, Appendices are like the icing on the cake, but only if the cake is a cake of unnecessary complexity.

Don't even get us started on the intricacies of Appendix B, where the real action happens.

Or, if you will, the equally as thrilling Appendix C, where the action never happens.

Important Appendicidal Information

Warning: The contents of this appendix are so boring, you might fall asleep.

But wait, there's more! This appendix contains vital information on the proper way to fill out Form 12a, including the correct use of Section 1 and Section 2.

Appendix A: The End of the Story

And that's all, folks! The end of Appendix A, and the beginning of your sanity.