Departmental Red Tape Regulations

Form 12a: Section 3 - Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Why do I need to fill out Form 12a in triplicate?

Because, clearly, the Department is not equipped with the latest technology.

A: What is the purpose of Question 7b, if I'm not a sentient being?

We're not sure, and we're still trying to find the correct form for that one. Maybe try asking the departmental clerk for help, but be prepared for a 30-minute wait.

Q: Can I get extra copies of Form 12a if I lose or spill something?

Please submit a request in triplicate, along with a brief explanation of your situation, and we'll try to get to it by the end of the quarter.

See examples of successful form filling.

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