Welcome to the Department of Red Tape Regulations, where we take pride in making things harder for you.
Please note that all forms must be filled out in triplicate, and signed in triplicate, and stapled in triplicate. Failure to comply will result in a sternly-worded letter.
Also, please be aware that our office hours are subject to change, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, we're closed for "strategic meetings".
For a list of all applicable regulations, please see: