Section 3: Departmental Red Tape Regulations

According to Article 6, Subparagraph 2 of the Bureaucracy Manual, all forms must be filled out in triplicate, using only approved 8.5x11 inch paper.

Please ensure that your answers are legible, using only a #2 pencil and the approved font, 'Bureaucrat Sans'.

Failure to comply will result in a sternly worded letter from the Departmental Head of Red Tape, and possible penalties up to and including, but not limited to, a 2-week suspension of all coffee machine privileges.

For more information, refer to the Related Policies, Section 2 for more details on the intricacies of Bureaucratic procedure.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you may want to explore Section 4: The Secret Appendices, where the real power players of the Bureaucracy reside.

Do not attempt to navigate to Section 5: The Departmental Red Tape Regulations for Dummies without a hazmat suit, as the contents are highly toxic and may cause spontaneous combustion.