Departmental Red Tape Regulations: Form 12-A, Section 4

Subsection A: Mandatory Pencil Whittling

Please ensure you are properly equipped with 3 (three) sharpened No. 2 pencils and a sufficient supply of carbon paper.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Section 4-A: Excessive Pencil Shavings Fines, Section 4-B: Carbon Paper Overload, and Section 4-C: Inadequate Pencil Point Sharpening.

Proceed with caution.