Departmental Red Tape Regulations

Section 3, Subsection 3.3

Subsection 3.3: The Art of Procrastination and Creative Time Management

You are hereby required to spend at least 4 hours a day on non-essential activities, including but not limited to:

• Browsing cat videos on the intranet
• Reading the fine print on your stapler
• Reorganizing your paperclip collection

Failure to comply with this subsection will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch an endless loop of our company's annual holiday party video
• Having your computer desktop background changed to a picture of a cat playing the piano
• Being assigned extra duties, including but not limited to: data entry for the new intern

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Subsection 3.2: The Art of Napping on the Job

Section 4: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler