Form 27-B-6: Smitter Agreement

ARTICLE 1: Purpose and Scope This form is for the express purpose of submitting your application to become a certified Smitter Specialist. As a Smitter Specialist, you will be tasked with the arduous duty of filling out paperwork.

ARTICLE 2: Requirements and Qualifications To be considered for this esteemed position, you must:

• Be a citizen of a country that is at least 50% as efficient as Switzerland.
• Have a minimum of 5 years experience in the field of paperwork completion.
• Hold a Bachelor's degree in Red Tape or related field.

ARTICLE 3: Submission Guidelines Please ensure that all forms are filled out in ink, on 8.5 x 11 inches, and in triplicate. Do not, we repeat, DO NOT, submit any forms that contain errors or omissions.

Submit Form 1: Application Form (PDF)

Submit Form 2: Background Check (PDF)