Official Forms: The Bureaucratic Way

Welcome to the Bureaucratic Health Department's Official Forms, where we take pride in making your life harder, one form at a time.

Below you'll find a collection of our most frequently used forms, carefully crafted to drain your soul and test your patience.

Form 1: Request for a Doctor's Note

For when you need a doctor's note, but don't want to actually see a doctor.

Download Form 1

Form 2: Application for a Government-Approved Gym Membership

Because your old gym membership wasn't approved by our department, and you need a new one.

Download Form 2

Form 3: Request for a Bureaucratic Red Tape Reduction

We know you're tired of filling out forms, so we've made one for you to request that we make it easier for you.

Download Form 3

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