The Great Bureaucratic Revolution

Year 3000, Department of Red Tape

In the year 3000, the Department of Red Tape was established to deal with the increasing complexity of interdepartmental memos.

Our mission is to create a labyrinthine bureaucracy that is the envy of all other departments.

We have achieved a 300-page form for every occasion, and our employees are experts in the art of procrastination.

Join us on the path to paperwork nirvana!

But we're not just stagnant! We're in the midst of a revolution!

We've created a new form that requires 17 different stamps and 3 levels of approval.

It's a game-changer, folks!

We're also introducing a new system of hieroglyphics to make our documents even more confusing.

And don't worry, we're not just about creating more work for ourselves!

We're also working hard to streamline our processes and reduce paperwork.

We've hired a team of experts in the field of "Doing Nothing" to make sure everything runs smoothly.