Appendix-B: Bureaucratic Red Tape

In the interests of clarity, the Bureaucracy has seen fit to create this exhaustive appendix to clarify the already Byzantine process of requesting a permission slip for a permission slip.

Section A: Filling out Form 3456-B (pp. 1-5)

  1. Step 1: Select the Correct Form

    Navigate to the "Permission Slip Request" section of our website and select the form that matches your request type.

    View Form 3456-B

  2. Step 2: Fill Out Form 3456-B

    Carefully fill out the form, ensuring all questions are answered truthfully and in triplicate.

    View Example Form

Section B: Attaching Supporting Documentation (pp. 6-12)

  1. Step 1: Gather Required Documents

    Collect all necessary documents, including but not limited to: birth certificate, passport, and proof of vaccination.

    View List of Required Documents

  2. Step 2: Attach Supporting Documentation

    Attach the gathered documents to the form using our proprietary Document-Sucking-Technology (DST).

    View DST Tutorial

Section C: Submitting for Review and Approval (pp. 13-18)

  1. Step 1: Submit the Form

    Once the form is complete and attached, submit the entire package to our review committee.

    View Submission Process

  2. Step 2: Wait for Approval

    Our review committee will review your submission and respond with a decision within 6-8 weeks.

    View Approval Process