Step 1: The Agony of Bureaucratic Procedure

You have reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic despair.

Here, in this sacred tome, we have distilled the essence of our esteemed organization's Byzantine processes.

Read on, if you dare:

Substeps:

• Step 2: The Futility of Form 27-B
• Step 3: The Inefficiency of Inter-Departmental Communication

Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).