The investigation into the missing stapler has led us to a critical juncture in our proceedings.
We have reason to believe that a nefarious figure, known only as "The Stapler-nator," is behind the disappearance.
The motive behind the Stapler-nator's actions remains a mystery, but our experts believe it may be linked to a desire for revenge against the office supplies.
We are currently following several leads, including a suspicious purchase of 1000 paperclips.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the missing stapler, please contact us at Section B, Step 3: The Interrogation.