NOTICE TO ALL CITIZENS:
A new policy has been implemented regarding the usage of coffee in the workplace.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, all employees are now required to drink coffee only from the approved "Bureaucratic Brew" brand.
Failure to comply will result in a mandatory meeting with the Bureaucratic Compliance Officer.
For more information, please refer to the Bureaucratic Brew Policy page.
Frequently Asked Questions about this policy are also available.
This notice is brought to you by the Bureaucratic Ministry of Public Awareness.