Subcontractors of the Month

Our esteemed team of subcontractors have worked tirelessly to deliver the most mediocre results possible. Meet them!

Joe "The Invisible Man" Smith

Joe is our most elusive subcontractor. He's so good at hiding, we're not even sure he's really doing any work.

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Larry "The Liar" Johnson

Larry is our most... creative subcontractor. He'll promise you the world, but deliver a used tissue instead.

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