By order of the Bureaucratic Council, it is hereby declared that all inquiries will be responded to in a timely manner.

Response times are subject to change based on the whims of the Bureaucratic Council and the availability of sufficient caffeine.

Please note that the Bureaucratic Council reserves the right to reorganize, reformat, or reclassify any information as it sees fit.

For more information on the official Bureaucratic Response Time, please refer to Appendix 4: Bureaucratic Response Time.

For a comprehensive list of official Bureaucratic jargon, please refer to Appendix 5: Official Bureaucratic Jargon.

And for the official Bureaucratic Oath of Office, please refer to Appendix 1: The Bureaucratic Oath of Office.