Assurance 12: The Bureaucratic Guide to Not Getting Anything Done
Section 6: The Fine Art of Doing Nothing
- Step 1: Create 17 different versions of the same report, each with a slightly different font and a 50-page table of contents.
- Step 2: Spend 3 hours discussing the meaning of the word "report" with your colleagues.
- Step 3: Realize you forgot to do the actual work and start again from scratch.
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