Bureaucratic Emergency Services

Form 27-B-12: Request for Immediate Attention

Due to an unforeseen circumstance, you are required to fill out this form in triplicate. Failure to do so may result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: delayed processing, lost documents, and/or being forced to watch an infinite loop of PowerPoint presentations.

  1. Check the box to confirm that you have read and understand the terms of Form 27-B-12.
Appendix A: Important Legal Fine Print Form 27-B-13: Request for Extended Attention

Please submit your completed form to the designated authorities for processing. Do not, repeat DO NOT, attempt to submit your form to the janitor's closet, the vending machine, or the break room.

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