Required reading for all aspiring Bureaucratic Elites. Includes chapters on "The Art of Doing Nothing", "The Joy of Red Tape", and "The Bureaucratic Oath of Office".
Download Appendix 1: Required Reading for the Aspiring Bureaucratic Novice
A comprehensive guide to the unspoken rules of Bureaucratic behavior, including "The 10 Commandments of Delay", "The 7 Deadly Sins of Bureaucratic Abuse", and "The Art of Saying No Without Really Saying No".
Download Section 3: The Bureaucratic Code of Conduct - Appendices
A dictionary of Bureaucratic terms and abbreviations, including "EOM" (End Of Meeting), "LOL" (Letter of Lethargy), and "TBD" (To Be Done... Eventually).
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A guide to proper Bureaucratic behavior in the workplace, including "The Art of Eye Contact (When You're Not Looking)", "The 5-Step Process for Saying No Without Really Saying No", and "The Bureaucratic Oath of Deflection".
A list of official Bureaucratic holidays and celebrations, including "Bureaucratic Appreciation Day", "National Red Tape Day", and "The Day of the Vanquished Forms".
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