WHEREAS, We the People of the United States of America, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, ensure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do hereby declare:
Article 6, Section 3, Clause 2: The Right to be Inconvenienced shall be held sacred, and its protection shall be guaranteed.
The People have the right to experience long lines, crowded elevators, and delayed flights, in the interest of national security, economic stability, and the perpetuation of societal norms.
Exceptions to this Right shall include, but not be limited to:
a.) Inconvenience due to natural disasters, wars, or pandemics.
b.) Inconvenience caused by one's own incompetence or laziness.
c.) Inconvenience experienced by individuals who refuse to adapt to changing circumstances.
And we the People, in order to preserve this sacred Right, do hereby establish the Department of Inconvenience and Redundancy, to ensure that all Citizens are adequately inconvenienced.
Hyperlinks:
Section 4: The Duty to Wait in Line
Section 5: The Right to be Ignorant
Section 7: Exceptions to the Rule of Inconvenience
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