Mandatory Minimum Vocations: Article 7

In accordance with subsections 4.3.2 and 5.6.1, the following vocations are hereby declared MANDATORY for all citizens of the Great Nation of Bureaucracy.

  1. Extreme Ironing
  2. Professional Line-Standing
  3. Cereal Box Counting
  4. Unnecessary Meeting Attending
  5. Excessive Paper Shredding

Failure to comply with these vocation requirements will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, community service, and/or reeducation through the Bureaucratic Reeducation Program.

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