Article 8: The Unyielding Proclamations of 21st Century Bureaucratic Brilliance

A document so majestic, it defies the very fabric of sanity. Section 3, Subsection 2, Article 8: The Unyielding Proclamations of 21st Century Bureaucratic Brilliance.

In this groundbreaking treatise, we boldly declare that red tape is, in fact, the best tape. It is the chosen medium of the enlightened, the chosen few.

Key Points:

• Red tape is, and always shall be, the supreme ruler of all tape.
• All other forms of tape are but mere pretenders to the throne.
• The unyielding proclamations of 21st century bureaucratic brilliance shall not be questioned.

For further reading, please refer to:

• Article 9: The Inevitable Supremacy of Red Tape
• Article 10: The Unrelenting Rise of Bureaucratic Jargon