Chapter 1: Benefits - The Unnecessary Details

As an employee of Bureaucracy, Inc., you are entitled to a variety of benefits. These benefits are not actually beneficial, but they do make us look good on paper.

• Free parking for the first 2 years, after which you will be charged an exorbitant rate.
• A 4-day workweek, with 3 of those days being Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.
• A comprehensive employee handbook that will put you to sleep in under 5 minutes.
• A 100% match on all purchases made within a 5-block radius of the office.

Don't forget to review our Policies and Procedures for more information on what it means to be a Bureaucratic employee.