Chapter 1: Benefits - The Unnecessary Details
As an employee of Bureaucracy, Inc., you are entitled to a variety of benefits. These benefits are not actually beneficial, but they do make us look good on paper.
- Free parking for the first 2 years, after which you will be charged an exorbitant rate.
- A 4-day workweek, with 3 of those days being Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.
- A comprehensive employee handbook that will put you to sleep in under 5 minutes.
- A 100% match on all purchases made within a 5-block radius of the office.
Don't forget to review our Policies and Procedures for more information on what it means to be a Bureaucratic employee.
Continue to Chapter 2: Benefits in Depth