Epicurean Procrastination

Welcome to the Epicurean Procrastination department, where we specialize in the art of doing nothing.

Mission Statement Employee Manual

The Art of Procrastination

Our team of experts has spent years studying the ancient art of doing nothing. We've developed a comprehensive guide to getting absolutely nothing done.

Our methods are based on the following principles:

  1. Eliminate distractions by closing all windows and tabs.
  2. Focus on the task at hand (or not).
  3. Use the power of procrastination to fuel your creativity.
  4. Develop a keen sense of self-doubt.

And remember, the key to success lies in the art of doing nothing.