By the power vested in me, I, the Grand Bureaucratic Commissioner, hereby declare that all citizens of the Republic must appreciate the majesty of the moustache. Failure to do so shall result in penalties ranging from fines to forced viewing of 80s pop culture documentaries.
Article 1: Moustache Grooming is a Fundamental Right
Article 2: Mandatory Moustache Display in Workplace
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