Welcome, dear citizen, to the esteemed collection of love songs by the renowned Bureaucratic Bard, Sondheim.
"Oh, the forms, the forms, they never end, A never-ending cycle of red tape and regret. But I, Sondheim, I shall love you until the end, Through every checkbox, every form and every regret."
"You fill out the forms, I fill out the space, In the never-ending loop of love's bureaucratic pace. I'll love you till the ink runs out, And the forms are filled, and the love is true."