Required Documents for Bureaucratic Success

As a seasoned bureaucrat, you're probably familiar with the art of stalling. But have you ever wondered what the essential documents are for achieving true stalling mastery?

• Interminable Meetings
• Eternal Loops
• Infinite Rebooting
• Phantom Paperwork

				// The ancient art of stalling, codified for your convenience
				function stallUntilSuccumb() {
					while (true) {
						print("I'm on my way...");
						sleep(1000); // 1 second = 1 unit of time
					}
				}