Squirreling: The Art of Rearranging Bureaucratic Red Tape

A guide to expertly procrastinating with style.

The Squirreling Process

  1. Step 4: Reorganize the filing cabinet into a more aesthetically pleasing arrangement.
  2. Step 5: Develop a comprehensive taxonomy of excuses for why the paperwork is not being processed.
  3. Step 6: Host a Squirreling workshop for your coworkers, where you teach them the art of making paper clips dance the Macarena.

Additional Resources:

Squirreling Certification Program