Standardized Forms for the Inefficacious

You are now entering the depths of bureaucratic despair. All forms are subject to change without notice and are guaranteed to be as confusing as possible.

Form #1: The Irksome Application Form

For the purpose of applying for a permit to do absolutely nothing.

1. Name:

2. Reason for Application:

3. Supporting Documentation:

Form #2: The Perpetual Request Form

The Great and Powerful Bureaucrat's Guide to Doing Nothing

This is the definitive guide for anyone who wants to spend their days twiddling their thumbs while accomplishing nothing.

Step 1: Create a new problem

Start by identifying a pressing issue that requires an inordinate amount of time and energy to resolve.

Fill out the application form for a new, completely unnecessary permit.

Step 2: Fill out form after form

Delve into a sea of paperwork and fill out form after form, each one more tedious than the last.

More forms to fill out.

Step 3: Attend meetings and conferences

Attend meetings and conferences where the same people will rehash the same ideas and accomplish nothing.

More meetings and conferences to attend.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum

And so on, and so forth, until the end of time itself.

More regulations to follow.