Employee Morale
Current Status: (Very) Low
Employee morale has hit a historic low, largely due to the introduction of a new 'Bureaucratic Red Tape' policy.
We've seen a 300% increase in paperwork, and a 400% increase in coffee breaks. We're on track to set a new record for most stapler jammed reports.
We're working hard to improve the situation, but in the meantime, here are some employee suggestions:
- More coffee
- A foosball table in the break room
- A nap time policy
Meeting minutes are attached below, for those who wish to relive the agony:
Meeting MinutesDepartmental Rewards
We're offering a limited time offer: buy one free parking spot, get another free parking spot!
We're also offering a 'Bureaucratic Red Tape' survival kit, complete with a complimentary stapler, a highlighter, and a copy of 'The Art of Saying No Without Really Meaning It.'
Don't wait - order now!