Welcome to the Bureaucratic Holidays Calendar. Because who needs actual holidays, am I right?
| January 1st: New Year's Day: Procrastination Edition | February 14th: Be My Bureaucratic Overlord | March 1st: International Bureaucratic Idol Worship Day |
| April 1st: April Fool's Day: Because Our Bureaucracy Is Always Fooling You | May 4th: Underpaid Day: Where We Pretend to Care | June 21st: Summer Bureaucracy Sale |
| July 4th: Independence from Bureaucracy Day | August 1st: August Bureaucratic Rodeo | September 17th: Constitutional Bureaucracy Day |