Return Policy

Buy now, return later, maybe. We're not really sure. Our returns policy is like a bad joke, confusing and a bit of a mess.

But don't worry, we'll try to make it work. If you're not satisfied with your purchase, just send it back and we'll... um... maybe give you a refund? Possibly. If we feel like it.

Return Form: Because who needs a simple phone call, anyway?

Fine Print: Because you'll probably need it

Refund Policy: Because who doesn't love a good refund?