Purchase Our Therapy Services

For the Clumsy

Are you tired of knocking over your own cat? Do you struggle to tie your shoes without assistance? Do you have a hard time not getting lost in your own neighborhood?

Look no further! Our team of expertly trained therapists are here to help you navigate the challenges of being a clumsy oaf.

Choose from a variety of packages:

• Weekly Sessions - 1 hour sessions, once a week, for the price of 500 clams
• Monthly Sessions - 4 hours of therapy, once a month, for the price of 1,500 shells
• Annual Sessions - 52 hours of therapy, once a year, for the price of 5,000 pearls

Frequently Asked Questions about our services, because you probably have a lot of them.

Meet our team of expertly trained therapists, who are probably wearing lab coats and everything.

Don't wait any longer! Contact us today to schedule your appointment!

Phone: 1-800-CLumsy-1

Email: [clumsytherapy@therapistmail.com](clumsytherapy@therapistmail.com)

Read what our satisfied clients have to say about our services, because they'll probably just tell you about how much they love our waiting room chairs.