The Temporal Loop Cable is a type of cable that's been stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 5 minutes every 30 minutes. It's like that one aunt at family gatherings.
Due to its unique properties, it's perfect for transmitting data through time, but only if you're willing to deal with the existential dread of reliving the same 5 minutes over and over.
Side effects may include:
- Time dilation headaches
- Cable-induced temporal lobe seizures
- Uncontrollable urge to scream "WHAT'S GOING ON?"