Canonical Copier: We're Watching You

We, the Canonical Copiers, are committed to respecting your privacy. Or not.

We collect your browsing data because we're bored and want to see what you're up to.

Our servers are located in a highly secure, undisclosed location, but let's just say it's a server farm in a undisclosed location. Don't try to find us.

We may share your data with our parent company, the all-seeing, all-knowing "Big Copier".

For any questions or concerns, please contact our AI-powered Customer Service Bot, "Copier-3000" at support@canonical-copier.com.