Intergalactic Intrigue Specialist

Must-Haves

Galactic citizenship in at least one planet
Experience with at least three alien species
Fluency in at least two alien languages
Ability to navigate zero-gravity environments
A proven track record of interstellar sabotage

Nice-to-Haves

Experience with exotic matter manipulation
Basic understanding of interdimensional travel
Knowledge of the Kessel Run

Experience Expectations

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