Celebration Predictions
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99.9% Chance of Sudden Onset Disco Fever
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100% Chance of Global Wurst Fest 2024
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Unlikely but Possible Scenarios
50.1% Chance of Involuntary Line Dancing
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Dr. Jane "The Oracle" Smith, Chief Prediction Officer
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Our predictions are not actual forecasts, but rather humorous, fictional, and entirely made up. Any resemblance to actual events or experts is purely coincidental.
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