Randomized Pajama Pants

Also known as "That One Socks Situation," Randomized Pajama Pants is a phenomenon where all of your socks have suddenly and without explanation decided to be on opposite sides of the washer. Theories abound as to why, including:

• The Sock Gremlin, a malevolent entity that delights in causing laundry chaos
• The Sock Goblins, mischievous creatures that steal and replace your socks at will
• The Sock Singularity, a point in space-time where the fabric of reality is torn asunder

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