Chaos Cafe

Menu Specials

Welcome to the Chaos Cafe, where the coffee flows like the madness!

We have a variety of specials for you to try:

Burritos of Doom

Our Burritos of Doom are a special order of burritos that are so hot, so bold, so utterly chaotic that you'll question your life choices for ordering them.

Try one and find out!

Breakfast of Champions Chaos Cafe

Chaos Cafe

Menu Specials

Welcome to the Chaos Cafe, where the coffee flows like the madness!

We have a variety of specials for you to try:

Madness Mocha

A special mocha that will drive you mad with its rich, bold flavors and caffeine-fueled chaos.

Drink at your own risk.

Breakfast of Champions

Our Breakfast of Champions is a meal fit for kings (and queens, and everyone else) with a dash of chaos and a pinch of madness.

Will it cure your hangover or drive you further into madness? Try it and find out!

Lobster Salad of the Damned Chaos Cafe

Chaos Cafe

Lobster Salad of the Damned

A special order of lobster salad that will make you question your life choices, your diet, and your sanity.

Will it be the start of a beautiful relationship with the darkness, or the end of your taste buds?

Lobster of Doom

A whole lobster, tossed in a pit of despair, with just the right amount of madness to make it unforgettable.

Try it, and you'll be singing the lobster blues.

Lobster Sauce of Chaos

A special sauce that will drive you mad with its unbridled flavor and unrelenting zest.

Will it make you a believer, or a non-believer?

Lobster Bombs Chaos Cafe

Chaos Cafe

Lobster Bombs

Lobster bombs are a special kind of lobster salad that's been tossed in a blender with a dash of chaos and a pinch of madness.

Will it blow your mind, or just blow up in your face?

Chaos Blended

A dash of chaos blended into every bite, every flavor, every moment of your existence.

Mind Blown

A pinch of madness that will leave you questioning everything, including your sanity.

Bombs Away

A special kind of bomb that's been designed to blow your mind.