Chrono-Paradoxical Sock-Synching Theory
As you wander through the fabric of time, have you ever noticed how your socks seem to disappear in the wash? It's not just you, it's not just you, it's a chrono-paradox!
Theories of the Missing Socks
1. The Sock-Sucking Hypothesis: Socks are being pulled into alternate realities.
2. The Sock-Synching Singularity: Socks are being compressed into a singularity of lost socks.
Theories of the Lost Socks
1. The Sock-Eater of the Multiverse: A creature that consumes all the missing socks.