Are you tired of feeling good about yourself and your life? Do you find joy to be a hindrance to your daily functioning? Look no further! Our team of highly trained professionals will work with you to replace your joy with a sense of dullness and apathy.
Our services include:
- Basic Joy Replacement (BZR): A one-time injection of our patented Joy-Sucking Serum (JSS).
- Advanced Joy Removal and Replacement (AJR): A comprehensive program of therapy and counseling to help you achieve a state of complete emotional numbness.
Don't wait any longer to live a life of quiet desperation. Contact us today to schedule your appointment!