Session 4: The Descent into Madness

Today's notes are a jumbled mess of scribbles and illegible handwriting. I'm not sure what happened, but I think I might need a raise.

Notes:

- Client is having trouble sleeping, but only when they're alone. When they're with others, they sleep just fine.

- Client claims they've seen their cat talk to them, but only when they're eating Cheetos.

- Client is convinced their neighbor is secretly a government agent, and has been watching them through a two-way mirror.

Recommended next steps:

1. Refer to a specialist in feline psychology.

2. Install a mirror in their bedroom, but not a two-way one. Those are just too expensive.

3. Suggest a Cheetos-free diet.

Next appointment: Therapist's Notes - Session 5