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Are you tired of your clone's annoyingly perfect doppelganger skills?
Purchase Repellent today and make your clone's life a living hell!
Side effects may include:
- Clone's skills will be reduced to mere mortal levels
- Clone's fashion sense will be reduced to a messy pile of clothes
- Clone's ability to understand sarcasm will be reduced to 0%
Side effects not included:
Your clone's existential crisis will be amplified
Order now and receive a free bottle of "I'm a clone, but at least I'm not you!" cologne!
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