Coffee Break Strategy: A Guide to Cooking Methods

Welcome to the Coffee Break Strategy, where we're brewing up a storm in the kitchen!

Espresso Shots: The Dark Magic

Conjuring up the perfect shot of espresso is not for the faint of heart. It takes skill, patience, and a willingness to sacrifice your social life for the love of coffee.

Here's a quick rundown of the steps:

  1. Step 1: Pull the lever, close your eyes, and hope for the best.
  2. Step 2: Watch as the machine spits out a tiny, bitter orb of doom.
  3. Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you've reached the perfect ratio of coffee to disappointment.

Steaming into Oblivion: The Advanced Technique