For the love of all things good and holy, do not be swayed by the siren's song of productivity.
Learn more about the dangers of productivity.
For the sake of all things creative, do not be bound by the shackles of time.
Discover the art of working in the moment.
Lists are the devil's work, and thou shalt not be deceived.
Learn to live in the present, unencumbered by the weight of tasks.
Resist the temptation of the "just one more thing" syndrome, lest ye fall prey to the abyss of endless work.
Find freedom from the cycle of "just one more things."
For the love of all things good and holy, do not be bound to the whims of thy email.
Learn to tame the beast of email.
Thy own needs shall come first, for thou art the center of the universe (or at least, the coffee break).
Find the courage to put self first.
Thy opinions shall be thine own, and not those of thy coworkers or the internet.
Learn to think for thyself, and only thyself.
Lest thou fall prey to the curse of burnout, thou shalt learn to pace thyself.
Find the balance of work and rest.
Saying "no" is a beautiful thing, a shield against the tyranny of overcommitting thyself.
Master the art of saying "no," and only "no."
For the love of all things good and holy, remember to take a break, lest thou forget thy own humanity.
Discover the joy of coffee breaks, and the freedom they bring.
May the Coffee Break Strategist have mercy upon thee, and guide thee on thy path to true productivity.