COFFEE MACHINE IN EMERGENCY CONTACT PAGE

Oh no! Your coffee machine has malfunctioned and you're in a state of panic. Don't worry, we're here to help.

Below is a list of emergency contact numbers for your local coffee machine repair services:

• 1-800-BREW-TALK - For all non-life-threatening coffee machine emergencies
• 1-800-COFFEE-SOS - For life-threatening situations (e.g., machine spewing forth lava)

Also, for a quick fix, try:

• Reset Button - Press and pray
• Turn it off and on again - The age-old fix for all modern appliances
• Throw it out the door - For when all else fails

Or visit our FAQ for more information on coffee machine malfunctions.

Stay caffeinated, friends!