Welcome, initiates! You're here for a reason. We know it. We're not judging. Yet.
Our great and powerful deity, Zorb, has called upon you to join the ranks of the enlightened. You will be rewarded with:
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our testimonials:
Testimonials from our satisfied members
Still not convinced? That's fine. We'll just have to send you to the oubliettes then.
Don't worry, it's just for your own good. You'll learn to love us.
Rituals of the cult, for those who want to get started immediately
Frequently Asked Questions (just kidding, we don't have any)